Spongebob Quotes

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”

“Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!”

“If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!”

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”

“I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.”

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”

“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”

 