150+ Top Best Spongebob Quotes

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Spongebob Squarepants is a famous American Animated Comedy series that is shown on the famous cartoon channel Nickelodeon. It is a television show and very famous in the United States of America. This show is created by an animator whose name is Stephen Hillenburg. In this article, we shared some of the best Top 100+ quotes said in this show by its characters like SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star, and many more.

Top Best SpongeBob Quotes

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“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!”


“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)”


“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”Plankton: “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”


“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”


“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”


“With imagination, you can be anything you want.”


“Excuse me, sir, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.”


“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”


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“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”


“Moss always points to civilization.”


“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”


“Spongebob: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we’re men I changed my underwear.”


“But it’s my only night to be fancy!”


“There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!”


“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”


“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he’s a afraid of Santa Clause.”


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“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”


“Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”


“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!”


“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”


“Patrick: Are they laughing at us? Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.”


“SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!”


“Wake me up when I care.”


“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.”


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“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”


“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”


“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”


“See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”


“F is for friends who do stuff together!”


“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.”


“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.”


“Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob!Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh”


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“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.”


“Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!”


“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”


“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.”


“SpongeBob: [thinking] I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!”


“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.”


“Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay take your time.”


“I’m a good noodle!”


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“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”


“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.”


“Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?”


“Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!”


“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”


“That’s a big boot.”


“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”


“Can you give Spongebob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week”


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“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”


“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”


“Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”


“The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!”


“Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.”


“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!”


“Firmly grasp it in your hand.”


“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”


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“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”


“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.”


“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”


“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.”


“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”


“Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!”


“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.”


“Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.”


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“A five-letter word for happiness…money!”


“Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.”


“See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.”


“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.”


“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”


“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”


“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”


“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.”


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“I can’t see my forehead!”


“Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.”


“Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!”


“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”


“I smell the smelly smell of something that smells… smelly.”


“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!”


“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” *jumps inside Spongebob’s mouth”


“The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.”


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“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”


”Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else”


“Oh boy, 3 A.M.”


“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”


“Living Like Larry.”


“SpongeBob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?” Patrick Star: “Wait for you to come back.”


“Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!”


“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”


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“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”


“You lik you like krabbie patties, don’t you squidwarde krabbie patties, don’t you squidward?”


“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”


“F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”


“Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* “All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?” *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* “I mean it!”


“Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!”


“Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”


“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”


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“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”


“Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.” SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!”


“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”


“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”


“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”


“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend… Then it would just be alright.”


“CHOCOLATEEEEEE!”


“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”


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“Who are you people?!”


“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.”


“Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.”


“I Need IT………., I Don’t Need IT.”


“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.”


“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”


“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.”


“Patrick, you’re a genius!”


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“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”


“The name’s SquarePants. It’s SquarePants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob and Gary are inside of it] I don’t get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.”


“Let’s get naked!”


“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”


“Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!”


“Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.”


“Did I? Did I, Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?”


“Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?”


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“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.”


“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?”


“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”


“I anything can’t do right since because pickles!”


“His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!”


“Can’t have dirty garbage!”


“Spongebob: Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”


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“It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!”


“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”


“The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”


“We paid nine dollars for this?”


“And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???”


“Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”


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“After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.”


“Somebody call the police! There’s a pants thief on the loose!”


“Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.”


“Isn’t this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”


“And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.”


“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”


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“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.”


“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!”


“One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?”


“It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!”


“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”


“A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.”


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“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.”


“Look at all that warm, toasty fur.”


“My pants are on fire!… My underwear is on fire!… I’M ON FIRE!”


“Moss always points to civilization.”


“Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.”


“I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.”


“Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.”



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