Best Mean Girls Quotes | 80+ Best Quotes

Mean girl is an American movie based on comedy. The cast of this movie is Lindsay LohanRachel McAdamsTim MeadowsAna GasteyerAmy Poehler. This movie is written by Tina Fey and directed by  Mark Waters. In this article, we shared some of the best Mean Girls quotes.

80+ Top Best Mean Girls Quotes

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“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

“I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

“Fine! You can walk home, bitches.”

“Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”

“Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.”

“How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?”

“So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.”

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

“You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?”

“She doesn’t even go here!”

“Cady Heron: Hey!

Karen Smith: (Shocked, startled, and scared) Why are dressed so scary?

Karen Smith: Why are dressed so scary?

Cady Heron: It’s Halloween.”

“It so fetches.”

“Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith?

Karen Smith: Whoever wrote it probably didn’t think anyone would ever see it?

Mr. Duvall: I hope that nobody else ever does see it.”

“I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”

“Damn Africa, what happened?”

“Oh my god, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”

“It’s October 3rd.”

“The limit does not exist.”

“I saw Cady Heron wearing Army pants and flip-flops, so I bought Army pants and flip-flops.”

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”


Best Mean Girls Quotes

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

“Looks like he’s headed for the projection room above the auditorium!”

“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!”

“Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.”

“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise?”

“I have really bad breath in the morning.”

“I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.”

“And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!”

“Boo, you whore!”

“Is butter a carb?”

“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join the stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, ‘I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.”

“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

“I can’t go out tonight. I’m sick.” 

–Karen Smith

“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?”

“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

“She made out with a hot dog.”

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

“‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?”

“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!”

Best Mean Girls Quotes

“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

“If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah, my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!”

“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.”

“Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”

“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!”

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”

“I want to lose three pounds.”

“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”

“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

“I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!”

“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

“You can’t sit with us!”

“We only carry sizes one, three, and five. You could try Sears.”

“I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.”

“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.”

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

Mean Girls Quotes

“Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.”

“Your face smells like peppermint!”

“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!”

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…”

“I don’t know why. It’s probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!”

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!”

“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God loves ya.”

“I’m a mouse, duh.”

“She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, ‘Why are you so obsessed with me?”

“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

“Karen Smith: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Gretchen Weiners: You did not just say that.

Karen Smith: Why? He’s a good kisser.

Gretchen Weiners: He is your cousin!

Karen Smith: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.

Gretchen Weiners: Right.

Karen Smith: So you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your second cousins…

Gretchen Weiners: No, honey. Uh-uh.

Karen Smith: That’s not right, is it?

Gretchen Weiners: That is so not right.”

“Damian: [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out, please! Fresh meat coming through!

Damian: Watch out, please! Fresh meat coming through!”

Mean Girls Quotes

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